Holiday Inn Nanyang By Ihg

Celebrated our company's annual party here. The spacious ballroom offers plenty of seating outside of the hotel rooms. The lobby and ballroom area are open to guests. 1. The lobby offers a comfortable and cozy view. Wi-Fi is available. Unfortunately, the staff struggled to speak English. 2. There's a feeding machine in the hotel area for toys and food. It's also fun to bring kids to browse and buy. 3. The service is quick and the staff are friendly. Any questions you have need to be discussed directly with the staff so they can better understand. 4. The food is amazing.

Dear fellow travelers: I am fortunate to be temporarily staying at a certain inn in China. Though I cannot reveal its name, its astonishing appearance is beyond words. The inn's door is like the gate to a dragon palace; though ornately decorated, the doorknob resembles rusty iron from the countryside. Opening it almost feels like entering a ghost realm. The bed in the room is neither a "bed" nor a "tatami mat," but rather soft foam covering a rock-solid iron plate. Lying on it is like a dream of hell from the clouds; turning over, one's joints groan like the mournful sound of a great bell. The bathroom resembles a Han Dynasty ceramic room, but the water flows like a silkworm spinning silk, and the hot water arrives as slowly as the journey of Tang Sanzang to the West. By the time it warms one's body, one's very soul is already soaked. The staff, while polite, possessed smiles as unchanging and lifeless as statues, and their speech as obscure as the *Zizhi Tongjian* (Comprehensive Mirror for Aid in Government), making one wonder: am I staying in a theater rather than a hotel? The breakfast was particularly appalling: the eggs were like mud balls, the porridge as thick as plaster, and the vegetables looked like relics of the Terracotta Army. If not for the comfort of hot tea in my cup, I probably wouldn't have made it to noon. In conclusion, although this hotel appears grand on the outside, its interior is like a fleeting illusion. I advise you to think carefully before staying here, lest you fall into my trap and regret it for the rest of your life.

Great, I recommend it