Guapatinis Show Bar Experience

Fun and glitzy and the whole family enjoyed it from 15 to 54 We laughed and laughed

Fantastic night, great entertainment and all his participation a light high noise that everyone loves I must see

Funny af show. Brought my Dad on stage and we will never forget it. Highly recommended. Good luck finding the building but worth it.

Absolutely fabulous from start to finish . Brilliant interaction with audience . Friendly efficient bar staff . We had a really good night out . Highly recommend if you visit Puerto del carmen . Loved it !!!

Went last night and had an absolutely fantastic time. Honestly I laughed until I cried and the whole family had a great time. Guapatini had me up on stage and I enjoyed every minute. Will definitely come back again.

What a total spectacle! It features a larger-than-life performer dressed in absolutely beautiful attire just giving it their all. They were working incredibly hard and putting in a massive amount of effort, but the most mysterious part was that they didn't have any scent at all—a total puzzle given how energetic the performance was! The lipstick looked fantastic and the costuming really showed off great legs. The lack of earrings was a tiny bit off-putting, though, and let the overall look down just a touch. And as a total side note, the sound crew definitely needed to crank up the reverb—but that's just me having a bit of a laugh! Overall, it was absolutely awesome and worth every single penny—honestly, so much better than going to look at a boring dormant volcano. It was a brilliant night out and easily earns five stars!

Fabulous entertaining evening, Paul is an amazing singer and so naturally funny. The whole show is so well choreographed and excellent value for money. Big shout out to the 3 lovely ladies who looked after us and kept the drinks flowing. We first saw him 8 years ago in Torremolinos, we won’t leave it so long next time. Anyone who wants to have a really fun night out just book it!

Genuinely the best experience went with my Close friend we laughed so much So generous with the photos and videos amazing can’t wait to come back Amazing price aswell well worth your money and more

The show all together was so great, I am autistic and I never really do well with loud sounds and bright lights/flashing lights. But the entire show I have never felt so happy and excited to have seen a show. The staff was so nice, the comedy was amusing and I will recommend this to anyone who comes into the area.

Absolutely great show, definitely worth an evening out here.

Excellent show and great value for money. We didn’t stop laughing all night.

A truly fabulous evening which I couldn’t fault! The show was a solid 11 out of 10 for entertainment, production & comedy! Honestly wonderful. Tish on the bar was great too! Kept us nicely topped up through the show. I wish this venue & the people who run it every success in the new space and in the future!

WOW, Great experiance from start to finish act was amazing We will definte remember and tell everyone,

Worth every penny! Great night out. Really personal experience and great service. Clean and well organised. Lovely setting. Stayed around 2.5hrs and it was a good full evening plan.

Fantastic show, great intimate venue with very friendly staff.

Fantastic show last night from start to finish. Never laughed so much. Definitely worth the vist. A must see if in Lanzorote. Thank you for a fabulous evening & lovely memories. Big shout out also to the 2 girls looking after us. You made us feel so welcome .We'll done all. I hope uiur show gets bigger & bigger as time goes on. We will definitely be returning. Thank you all

Made my mum go on stage and made her marry another man. Also gave her a free shot which tasted horrible. Good fun 👍

What an absolute fantastic evening the show was brilliant!!great fun was had .the staff were so lovely it was very well run would definitely recommend

Absolutely amazing laughing from start to finish. 4 kids 12,9,6 & 8 and they thought it was hilarious very family friendly mighty crack. Highly recommend and defo worth the money. The mighty Rambo the 2 fake gay dad's 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What can I say. This is possibly the smallest show bar in Lanzarote (maybe the world!😂) but that just adds to the charm. It allows the audience to get up close and personal to The Countessa, and what a privilege it is😂. She is a born entertainer and really works to ensure you’ll have one of the most fun filled nights in Lanzarote. The staff are incredible and do a great job of not only ensuring everyone’s glasses are kept topped up but also act as the Countessa’s personal hand maidens and technical support - both highly demanding roles, especially as there are only two of them! I was with a group of 8 people all travelling solo and they quickly worked out a really simple way to keep everyone’s bar tabs separated. Trish and your colleague I applaud you! 👏👏👏 A quick word about the bar prices. I was astounded! I had expected, given the quality of the entertainment and the cost of the ticket, that the drink prices would be extortionate. Not a bit of it. Same if not cheaper than surrounding bars. Kudos for that. So if you want a great value and highly entertaining show that really tickles your funny bone, this is the show for you!

A must experience when visiting Lanzarotte, brilliant fun 👏

First time at the show but been to the MHT for the last 3 years - not disappointed great entertainment.

Countess Guapatini is saucy, cheeky but most importantly very VERY funny.

Excellent performance, belly laughing start to finish. Fabulous! Drinks, service & staff were amazing too. Will definitely be returning. Highly recommended 🤩🤩🤩

Guapatini is an absolute class act! Entertaining, hilarious, and effortlessly glamorous, this timeless queen brings a touch of original Hollywood class that is rarely seen these days. From the charisma to the comedy, every moment was a delight, making for a truly unforgettable evening. If you’re visiting Lanzarote, do yourself a favour and don’t miss this fabulous queen. Guapatini is the perfect blend of old-school glamour, wit, and pure entertainment — a real star in every sense of the word! Many thanks for a wonderful evening and memories that will last a long time. **With love and appreciation, Turrum**

This was my 1st time to a drag show and I was very impressed indeed. GUAPATINI'S wit was very funny and he is a very good host and the poor people that get on stage with him take it in heart and play along with GUAPATINI very well indeed. I would see the show again that's for sure.

Excellent funny show. Great value for money. Laughed from start to finish. Great audience interaction. Highly recommend

What a night. Visited on Friday and had the best experience. Was a little worried about booking online before but really enjoyed the night Paul was absolutely magnificent, the Staff just great, The drinks reasonably priceda nd probably wished for it to go on longer, you wont find 20 Euros of entertainment any better on the island

Fantastic night out hysterically funny couldn’t fault it,

Great night admission 20 euro each well worth a night out. Show 2 hours long great atmosphere very intimate. Staff were lovely and very welcoming. Guapatini very entertaining and so funny.

Excellent evening out, well worth a visit !!

What a night. Fanrastic. Comimg back tomorrow.

Nice little theatre atmosphere Very engaging with audience Full of belly laughs

Brilliant night, haven't laughed as much as I did. Must do in Lanzarote, will not regret.

Brilliant night, never laughed so much!! Highly recommend to anyone

Great fun, would recommend to anyone of any age. If you want a laugh, definitely visit!

Fantastic. Couldn’t recommend more. Hilarious and talented. Brilliant night

Fantastic show, would definitely go again, such good laughs non stop!

Brilliant night out. Highly recommend

Brilliant show well worth the money and very entertaining and funny

OMG for anyone visiting its a must Guapatini. Fab Fab brilliant show. Woth every penny lived it

This was our 2nd visit, 1st with family, 2nd with friends. On both visits had the most fabulous night, best 2 hours of laughter 😃, great show

Absolutely fantastic night. Proper old style cabaret show. Absolute gent as well who gave time to chat and take pictures. Highly recommend this show a must if you are in lanzarote. Best withs the lads from Dublin.

Great from start to finish in 3 acts with small breaks in between . Contessa Guapatini is quick witted , fabulous entertainer with great stage presence and v cheeky humour. Drinks sensibly priced adds to a wonderful experience . Well done Contessa and your lovely staff

Absolutely great show- lovely humour and a great night out at such a reasonable price. Completely different show to other drag shows & what else is around. Highly recommend

Absolutely fabulous night! Lots of laughing and great fun! You have to go! We will be back! X

Great night, well worth the money for over 2 hours of entertainment. Very funny even for a family friendly evening. I’ll be definitely trying the adult version soon. Big thanks to bar team who made the night easier with seamless table service.

Fantastic night out, you need to book if you’re coming to Lanzarote. Full of laughter and joy ❤️🌈 From the lezbeans 🤣

Absolutely fantastic, best Ont island ! You will not be a disappointed !